something really weird is going on in here

[flygirl]

accutane? really? good grief...

[cudruln]

Spam is an awesome thing.

Sent from my T-Mobile G1 using Tapatalk

[jlcnuke]

aspirin, really? Good grief... ;)

[DICKIEDOO]

why the sale?

[ga_skyline_rydr]

accutane? really? good grief...

Care to elaborate, I m not good at guessing anymore.

[Lazarus]

I think its spam bots.

[Georgiacbr]

I think its spam bots.

or some moron that doesn't know how to post (LOL)

[Todd]

why the sale?
:rofl:

And yes, its spam bots. We got hit with like 30 something posts in less than an hour (and you folks wonder why we have a time limit between posts? :lol:, could have been worse).

Anyhow, ive changed the registration verification from just typing in what you see in the image, to actually having to answer a question (a question that i came up with, not the software). Should make it a little bit more secure.

[Lazarus]

Cool. Whats teh question?

[BUD]

Cool. Whats teh question?1 lane or 2 up 129?

[Lazarus]

1 lane or 2 up 129?

2? 1 in each direction? wtf kinda question is that? I've been up 129 once.

[KTM Rider]

if you were here long ago you would know the whole 1 lane or 2 lane up 129 thing....quite funny actually. DZone should post up his essay on the topic. Very funny read:up:

[Seca]

if you were here long ago you would know the whole 1 lane or 2 lane up 129 thing....quite funny actually. DZone should post up his essay on the topic. Very funny read:up:

good times...good times...

[Lazarus]

Where is DZone?

[flygirl]

why the sale?

somebody's wife must have had a headache again ....

[dzone]

if you were here long ago you would know the whole 1 lane or 2 lane up 129 thing....quite funny actually. DZone should post up his essay on the topic. Very funny read:up:

Found it!

Book of Dzone 0-60


Once upon a time there was darkness, a quiet velvety presence, there were just dust motes floating,
bumping, moving on.
But wait! in the background a low murmer, a rumble. The Gods are arguing over the best way to ride on 129. But there is no 129.
The oldest and wisest of the Gods, DOT (older by 1 millionth of a nanosecond) comes forward and declares
I will create a world, I will create roads, I will create 129! and verily it was so.
And it was good.
The Gods were enjoying the roads, flying this way and that, for DOT had made the roads in the most beautiful areas of the earth.
DOT said go forth and prosper for you are Gods, The women of the earth will be hot for your leather clad bodies and want to carry your seed.
Make more Gods in your image.

But there was a rift in the fabric, a tear in the perfection, some of the lesser gods were scared for verily the major Gods were hauling ass. They said
DOT! it is too fast! it scares us, DOT pointed out that the reason they were lesser gods was that they had not decided on a penis or a vagina yet, and until such
a chasm had been crossed, they were from here on out known as "Pillow biting Nancy Boys"

Led by lesser god JKHONEA, the other lesser gods were shrill in their insistance that their path was the only true path, that slow and scared was the inate nature of gods
They joined with the "Take it to the TRACK" faction led by SpeedyTide and it became their Mantra: Take it to the TRACK Take it to the TRACK Take it to the TRACK

Until DOT in disgust at what had become of his beautiful roads and highways created the minor gods LEO, some would be excellent warriors and would hone their skills, others would be soft and eat donuts and atrophy away to a mere glimmer of their former self. They were sent out to patrol and bring sense to chaos. But the Major Gods were quick to find a rift in the plan....the LEO's had inferior equipment, they were handicapped. And spent their time picking off the weak, new, dumb and slow. And once again
the major Gods were free to play.

Time passed, many dead horses were beat upon. JKHONEA begin to have feelings for the "take it to the track" God TODD, he began answering forum questions for the TODD, he felt he should take care of TODD, he wanted to bear his seed. He hoped that the union of the "Pillow biting Nancy boys" and the "Take it to the TRACK" gods would yield a superior being.

DOT became disgusted with this turn of events, as it was a perversion of all that was good in this world.

DOT passed down knowledge to the lesser gods.

From this point in time on, 129 can be used as single lane or double lane, if you double lane check your six!
If you only do 129 in your Avalanche, please go to the truck talk forum.
DOT would like to remind those that wail and beat upon their chest about 2 lanes "straightnening" the road out, that is only true if you maintain the same speed, if you double or triple your speed, you will find it curves just fine.
ALL forms of riding are good, they are just different, if you don't like them fine! just don't participate.
Do not make one road your road above all other roads, Each road has it's own beauty and rythym.
Do not covet a faster speed for you will end up on your ass.
If you are a Pillow Biting Nancy Boy, deal with it, just realize not everyone can or should have a vagina.

[Lazarus]

I think a wierder thing is flygirl keeps changing her avatar. Shes gone through like 4 pictures today.

[Lazarus]

Funny story. Love the part about Todd: JKHONEA begin to have feelings for the "take it to the track" God TODD, he began answering forum questions for the TODD, he felt he should take care of TODD, he wanted to bear his seed. :rofl:

[flygirl]

I think a wierder thing is flygirl keeps changing her avatar. Shes gone through like 4 pictures today.

nah...not 4 in one day but I have changed it once a day just for shits n giggles

[Todd]

:lol: first time i'd seen that

[KTM Rider]

Found it!

Book of Dzone 0-60


Once upon a time there was darkness, a quiet velvety presence, there were just dust motes floating,
bumping, moving on.
But wait! in the background a low murmer, a rumble. The Gods are arguing over the best way to ride on 129. But there is no 129.
The oldest and wisest of the Gods, DOT (older by 1 millionth of a nanosecond) comes forward and declares
I will create a world, I will create roads, I will create 129! and verily it was so.
And it was good.
The Gods were enjoying the roads, flying this way and that, for DOT had made the roads in the most beautiful areas of the earth.
DOT said go forth and prosper for you are Gods, The women of the earth will be hot for your leather clad bodies and want to carry your seed.
Make more Gods in your image.

But there was a rift in the fabric, a tear in the perfection, some of the lesser gods were scared for verily the major Gods were hauling ass. They said
DOT! it is too fast! it scares us, DOT pointed out that the reason they were lesser gods was that they had not decided on a penis or a vagina yet, and until such
a chasm had been crossed, they were from here on out known as "Pillow biting Nancy Boys"

Led by lesser god JKHONEA, the other lesser gods were shrill in their insistance that their path was the only true path, that slow and scared was the inate nature of gods
They joined with the "Take it to the TRACK" faction led by SpeedyTide and it became their Mantra: Take it to the TRACK Take it to the TRACK Take it to the TRACK

Until DOT in disgust at what had become of his beautiful roads and highways created the minor gods LEO, some would be excellent warriors and would hone their skills, others would be soft and eat donuts and atrophy away to a mere glimmer of their former self. They were sent out to patrol and bring sense to chaos. But the Major Gods were quick to find a rift in the plan....the LEO's had inferior equipment, they were handicapped. And spent their time picking off the weak, new, dumb and slow. And once again
the major Gods were free to play.

Time passed, many dead horses were beat upon. JKHONEA begin to have feelings for the "take it to the track" God TODD, he began answering forum questions for the TODD, he felt he should take care of TODD, he wanted to bear his seed. He hoped that the union of the "Pillow biting Nancy boys" and the "Take it to the TRACK" gods would yield a superior being.

DOT became disgusted with this turn of events, as it was a perversion of all that was good in this world.

DOT passed down knowledge to the lesser gods.

From this point in time on, 129 can be used as single lane or double lane, if you double lane check your six!
If you only do 129 in your Avalanche, please go to the truck talk forum.
DOT would like to remind those that wail and beat upon their chest about 2 lanes "straightnening" the road out, that is only true if you maintain the same speed, if you double or triple your speed, you will find it curves just fine.
ALL forms of riding are good, they are just different, if you don't like them fine! just don't participate.
Do not make one road your road above all other roads, Each road has it's own beauty and rythym.
Do not covet a faster speed for you will end up on your ass.
If you are a Pillow Biting Nancy Boy, deal with it, just realize not everyone can or should have a vagina.

:up: Thank you. I laugh every time I read that.

My favorites....


if you double or triple your speed, you will find it curves just fine.

Do not covet a faster speed for you will end up on your ass.

Without Squire getting into this and turning it into a 39 page discourse about his salary, and whether people that are faster than him should be able to ride like assclowns or not I will say we all know the game and its consequences and if one chooses to play, however they see fit, those two tidbits are rules to live by up there:up:

[Lazarus]

nah...not 4 in one day but I have changed it once a day just for shits n giggles

I know for a fact yesterday you changed it 2-3 times. You went from you on the bike at the gas station, to you standing in a doorway looking at the camera on the floor, to this helmet shot. Felt like there was another one too but I dont remember.

Not stalking on anything, just observing.

[DICKIEDOO]

nice write up.

[bigmixx]

I know for a fact yesterday you changed it 2-3 times. You went from you on the bike at the gas station, to you standing in a doorway looking at the camera on the floor, to this helmet shot. Felt like there was another one too but I dont remember.

Not stalking on anything, just observing.

You got waayyyy to much time on your hands....Seriously.

[dzone]

Funny story. Love the part about Todd: JKHONEA begin to have feelings for the "take it to the track" God TODD, he began answering forum questions for the TODD, he felt he should take care of TODD, he wanted to bear his seed. :rofl:

It was getting weird, everytime someone asked Todd a question John would answer for him, just like an old married couple.

[Lazarus]

You got waayyyy to much time on your hands....Seriously.

Yea well I have to find something to do to entertain me for 8.5 hours I'm at work.

[Lazarus]

It was getting weird, everytime someone asked Todd a question John would answer for him, just like an old married couple.

:gonnapuke: