Anyone else dislike the new forum look? ... well I do and I'll tell you why...

[Petarded]

This is my first post on the new board with my new name "Petarded" ... previously "Mischievius" so i feel I should do something... well Petarded... and complain about the supposed update to the GSB site... :stirpot:

Feel free to tell me to f-off if you like I wont be offended (and this may have been brought up already...) but as a designer I find the new look aggravating and here are my suggestions...

1) Its too dark... (strange color choice too... its like brown green?) and with white text and blue links? doesn't make for easy reading and looks very ... well non georgia... and non sportbikey...
:puke:

2) Pages aren't long enough... There is another forum I visit every day that allows 50 posts on each 1 page... makes it MUCH easier to keep track of a longer thread. (Rather than having 50 pages for 50 posts you just have 1 simple page that you scroll down)

Yes I realize it may take a few seconds longer to load but common no one is on 56k anymore and having piles of pages to go through is a pain in the @$$ :hissyfit:

3) :wtf: are these links on the right? "latest threads".... "new forum posts" and um... "tag cloud"

I'll tell you what they are... they are taking up space and smushing the already difficult to read white text on a dark poop brown background with strange blue links message box.

Move those links at the top with new posts etc... (not the tag cloud... that needs to go play in traffic)

4) Todd's pale ass needs a tan... please fix this also. :up:


:stirpot:

[wbeck257]

1) peterman, look at the bottom left of the screen. see the dull down that says "gsb dark", change it to the original flavor.
2) i think that is in user settings
3) i don't ****ing know.
4) eat a dick?

[Todd]

Peter, like anything else in life, you have choices. Now, being smart enuff to f'ing figure them out...............................

So.........lemme be the first to say it, since you said i could.................. F OFF. :D :fyou:

[Lazarus]

wow

[Todd]

Again.........you edited your post, and added more pissing and whining, dont like the crap on the side of the page? (yanno, for someone that claims to be able to design websites, youre not very smart sometimes are ya? ;) ) , simply click the little arrow thingy next to it, and the page opens up like normal, and as long as you stay logged in, it stays that way.

[Petarded]

1) peterman, look at the bottom left of the screen. see the dull down that says "gsb dark", change it to the original flavor.
2) i think that is in user settings
3) i don't ****ing know.
4) eat a dick?


1) OMFG THAT IS MUCH BETTER!... why the hell is the dark poop brown the default?

2) You kick ass I have set mine to do 40 now... and that is a ****ton better now... why the hell isnt this the default?

3) I found a arrow (after the website wasnt covered in dark baby donkey poo) on the right hand side to hide the links so i get my message real estate back.

4) Todd for mothers day im buying missy one of these for your stank ass... https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/


and thanks man :yourock:

[Todd]

Laz, you have to understand, Peter and i are VERY close friends, as in we talk on the phone about twice a week close. He can take it, trust me. ;) I tell him the same kind of shit on the phone when he does stupid shit, just wait, he'll confirm it. :lol:

[JSKeezy]

This has to be a joke....It has to be!!!

[Todd]

1) OMFG THAT IS MUCH BETTER!... why the hell is the dark poop brown the default?

2) You kick ass I have set mine to do 40 now... and that is a ****ton better now... why the hell isnt this the default?

3) I found a arrow (after the website wasnt covered in dark baby donkey poo) on the right hand side to hide the links so i get my message real estate back.

4) Todd for mothers day im buying missy one of these for your stank ass... https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/


and thanks man :yourock:go back and read my post, ya dipshit.

[Todd]

This has to be a joke....It has to be!!!
:lol: look at his new username........PETARDED..............he cant even spell his condition correctly.

[Lazarus]

Laz, you have to understand, Peter and i are VERY close friends, as in we talk on the phone about twice a week close. He can take it, trust me. ;) I tell him the same kind of shit on the phone when he does stupid shit, just wait, he'll confirm it. :lol:

wow. I dont think I talk to anyone on the phone that much except my wife.

[Lazarus]

:lol: look at his new username........PETARDED..............he cant even spell his condition correctly.

:lol:

Bah this waiting 30 seconds to post crap kills me atleast 5 times a day.

[Todd]

wow. I dont think I talk to anyone on the phone that much except my wife.HE calls ME. :lol:

[Petarded]

Laz, you have to understand, Peter and i are VERY close friends, as in we talk on the phone about twice a week close. He can take it, trust me. ;) I tell him the same kind of shit on the phone when he does stupid shit, just wait, he'll confirm it. :lol:

haha! yes hence the name change =) but common... admit it... the defaults on this site are pooptacular! ... please god make a sticky of something to let new people know how to make this forum not look like a hunk of poo

[Lazarus]

HE calls ME. :lol:

LOL.

That reminds me I lost your number. I think its saved in my other phone thats currently kaput.

[Lazarus]

haha! yes hence the name change =) but common... admit it... the defaults on this site are pooptacular! ... please god make a sticky of something to let new people know how to make this forum not look like a hunk of poo

I've gotten used to the dark color. I'm also colorblind and didnt even notice it was brown.

[Todd]

1) OMFG THAT IS MUCH BETTER!... why the hell is the dark poop brown the default? Because the MAJORITY of the board didnt like the bright look, so we gave them a choice, ya f'ing whiney ass'd bitch.

2) why the hell isnt this the default? we did that just to piss off little whiney ass bitches such as yourself.

3) I found a arrow (after the website wasnt covered in dark baby donkey poo) on the right hand side to hide the links so i get my message real estate back. Wow, were your ears smoking from having to think so hard to figure that one out? :D

4) Todd for mothers day im buying missy one of these for your stank ass... https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/Dude, come live in my house, you'll find out its not ME that stinks the covers out around here. ;)


and thanks man :yourock::rolleyes:

[Petarded]

I've gotten used to the dark color. I'm also colorblind and didnt even notice it was brown.

Its like dark dark brown mixed with a hint of green diarrhea

[Lazarus]

its like dark dark brown mixed with a hint of green diarrhea

:lol:

[Todd]

haha! yes hence the name change =) but common... admit it... the defaults on this site are pooptacular! ... please god make a sticky of something to let new people know how to make this forum not look like a hunk of poowhy make a sticky on it, most of the members here are smart enuff to figure it out, and if theyre not, then we'll get to bust their balls just like we did you when they make a stupid post such as this one. :D

[jkhonea]

Well, well, well, Pete comes wandering back in and apparently woke up on the wrong side of the rag this morning. Don't worry Pete, you can go grab some Midol and that should take care of your discomfort.

About time you made it back, numbnuts.

[John]

I wish my life was simple enough that stuff like this is all I had to worry about

[ninjagirl06]

why make a sticky on it, most of the members here are smart enuff to figure it out, and if theyre not, then we'll get to bust their balls just like we did you when they make a stupid post such as this one. :D

Yeah Pete...what's with the stupid post (just kidding) welcome back though.

[Todd]

I wish my life was simple enough that stuff like this is all I had to worry about
he's 20 something years old, bangs a new hot chick every week, then has to call me just to let me know how old i am and unable to GET the hot chicks! :mad: Shit, when i was his age, my life WAS that simple!!!! :rofl:

[Petarded]

Ok ok ... I now realize the easy ways to fix the f'd up board ... but why not just fix it the way I like it... I am awesome!

But common... the change theme is on the VERY bottom left hand side of the webpage ... could you make it any harder to find?

and seriously 10 posts per page is just plain stupid.

[Petarded]

Well, well, well, Pete comes wandering back in and apparently woke up on the wrong side of the rag this morning. Don't worry Pete, you can go grab some Midol and that should take care of your discomfort.

About time you made it back, numbnuts.

I am having a man period today... I drove all the way to the Fulton county DMV on my lunch break and the damn building is closed for construction or some shiz!... WTF wasted my whole lunch break driving and then i had to rush through a BK drive thru and order a whopper with no onion... only to take a bite and find... ONION!

[John]

Ok ok ... I now realize the easy ways to fix the f'd up board ... but why not just fix it the way I like it... I am awesome!

But common... the change theme is on the VERY bottom left hand side of the webpage ... could you make it any harder to find?

and seriously 10 posts per page is just plain stupid.

Might I recommend www.getafreakinlife.com :deadhorse:

[Lazarus]

then i had to rush through a BK drive thru and order a whopper with no onion... only to take a bite and find... ONION!

:LOL: That said F the your way today. :rofl:

[Petarded]

:LOL: That said F the your way today. :rofl:

:lol: clever

[Lazarus]

:lol: clever

Nah but dude I know exactly what you mean. When I was younger I HATED onions, couldn't stand em and whenever I bit into something that had onions, ACK!, almost made me sick to my stomach. Its even worst if you don't think before you bit because you already told them no onions.

Dunno what happened but I love onions now.

[Petarded]

Nah but dude I know exactly what you mean. When I was younger I HATED onions, couldn't stand em and whenever I bit into something that had onions, ACK!, almost made me sick to my stomach. Its even worst if you don't think before you bit because you already told them no onions.

Dunno what happened but I love onions now.

I don't mind onion on somethings... like a philly cheesesteak... mmm ... but not on my burger plz

Random factoid: I'm italian so I decided a few weeks ago that I need to like olives... So i've started to have them on my pizza and salads etc... I wouldnt say i love them now... but i'm starting to not want to vomit when i eat them.

Kind of like when I pulled up this website for the past month... I wanted to spew chucks.

[Todd]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........onions............... Theyre good on most any sammich.

Hell, Vidalia onions i can eat like an apple. YUMMY!!

[Todd]

yer so damn petarded, Pete.

[Lazarus]

I don't mind onion on somethings... like a philly cheesesteak... mmm ... but not on my burger plz

Random factoid: I'm italian so I decided a few weeks ago that I need to like olives... So i've started to have them on my pizza and salads etc... I wouldnt say i love them now... but i'm starting to not want to vomit when i eat them.

Kind of like when I pulled up this website for the past month... I wanted to spew chucks.

I LOVE CHEESESTEAKS! Pats FTW! On burgers I prefer sauteed, I love em.

I could swear I'm part Italian because I love the food and can cook it pretty well. What kind of olives? I dont like green but I can eat black olives by the spoonful.

[Lazarus]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........onions............... Theyre good on most any sammich.

Hell, Vidalia onions i can eat like an apple. YUMMY!!

In Baltimore, at the corner stores you can buy a pickled onion. Its a white onion in pickling juice. Bitter but good, you peel off the layers.

[Petarded]

What kind of olives? I dont like green but I can eat black olives by the spoonful.
Both but prefer black currently


yer so damn petarded, Pete.

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[Petarded]

:shrug: :dunno:

5) There is no shrug or dunno smiley ... todd has made me aware of this problem and I think these need to be added to the forum as apparently todd is an avid user of these smileys.

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[Todd]

:lol: welcome back, shithead

[wbeck257]

god.. too bad no one made a video of that dude who owned a corvette hanging out at middle schools trying to pick up chicks.

[Seca]

Todd, where is the "get sand out of your vagina" setting for Pete?





Welcome back!

[Todd]

:lol: i'll just bitchslap the sand out next time i see him.

[0hi0]

haha! yes hence the name change =) but common... admit it... the defaults on this site are pooptacular! ... please god make a sticky of something to let new people know how to make this forum not look like a hunk of poo

Dude, thanks for this post! It's readable again!

And Ted Clunk is a turd!

[Hammerhead]

Can I tell him to F/off & not get banned? I don't know him & don't really have a need to tell him to F/off but he did say we could tell him to F/off & it appears that this may be a golden oppurtunity to finally tell someone to F/off on GSB.

[jkhonea]

Oh **** off, Shannon. :D

[Hammerhead]

Oh **** off, Shannon. :D

Hey, John... **** you, you ****ing ****! :crackup:

[Petarded]

Dude, thanks for this post! It's readable again!
You and everyone else who finds their way out of the diarrhea gsb theme are very welcome! :rocker:


Can I tell him to F/off & not get banned? I don't know him & don't really have a need to tell him to F/off but he did say we could tell him to F/off & it appears that this may be a golden oppurtunity to finally tell someone to F/off on GSB.
F yea! :fyou3::fyou:


:lol: i'll just bitchslap the sand out next time i see him.
Bring it on old man!

[jkhonea]

Hey, John... **** you, you ****ing ****! :crackup:

**** you and **** the ****ing horse you ****ing rode in on, ****er. :rofl:

[jkhonea]

Don't worry Pete, we accept you. Even if you do ride the short bus and all. It's okay.

You're special. Accept it. Embrace it.

[Petarded]

Todd, where is the "get sand out of your vagina" setting for Pete?

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/glass-of-stfu.jpg

[jkhonea]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/glass-of-stfu.jpg

There wasn't any left after we gave it to you. But apparently you need some more. :rofl:

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

1) peterman, look at the bottom left of the screen. see the dull down that says "gsb dark", change it to the original flavor.
2) i think that is in user settings
3) i don't ****ing know.
4) eat a dick?

I lul'd real hard.

[Hammerhead]

**** you and **** the ****ing horse you ****ing rode in on, ****er. :rofl:

Ok. You can say "**** you" to me but when you insult my horse you've gone too far.







****er. :D

[jkhonea]

Ok. You can say "**** you" to me but when you insult my horse you've gone too far.







****er. :D

I'll insult your ****ing horse any ****ing way I want to, ya ****ing horse ****er. :crackup:

[KTM Rider]

this thread rulz:up:

[MrBlah]

OMG thank you, please sticky this, the default colors are terrible hard to read

[Petarded]

OMG thank you, please sticky this, the default colors are terrible hard to read

You're very welcome! glad to help out ...
675

YAY SONG TIME! ... *to the happy and you know it tune*

IF YOU WANT THIS THREAD TO BE STICKY'D AND YOU KNOW IT ... REPLY WITH "STICKY!" ... IF YOU WANT THIS THREAD TO BE STICKY'D AND YOU KNOW IT... REPLY WITH "STICKY!"...

IF YOU WANT THIS THREAD TO BE STICKY'D THEN YOU SHOULD SURELY SHOW IT...

IF YOU WANT THIS THREAD STICKY'D ... REPLY WITH "STICKY!"

:goodidea: do it

[wicked]

im johnny come lately to this thread but nope...love it...its leaps and bounds better than the original

[Hammerhead]

this thread rulz:up:

**** off Frank. :lol:

[KTM Rider]

**** off Frank. :lol:

:rofl:

[Chuck.Norris]

im johnny come lately to this thread but nope...love it...its leaps and bounds better than the original

Does Chuck Norris have to round kick a bitch?

[Todd]

:doh:


:lol:

[wicked]

Does Chuck Norris have to round kick a bitch?

ummm...huh?

[Mr T]

ummm...huh?

I pity the fool who likes dark diarrhea gsb theme and 10 posts per page!

[KTM Rider]

:rofl:

[Superman]

Up, up and away!

.............to the boneyard :lol:

[Petarded]

Up, up and away!

.............to the boneyard :lol:

nah... I mean I'm no moderator ... but I'm pretty sure it has to go a bit further into controversy before its doomed to the boneyard. So far all I see is awesome fun... and just because your dead doesn't mean we cant have fun.

[Superman]

nah... I mean I'm no moderator ... but I'm pretty sure it has to go a bit further into controversy before its doomed to the boneyard. So far all I see is awesome fun... and just because your dead doesn't mean we cant have fun.

yes i agree.

its unfortunate my horse, named kryptonite, threw me off or i would come kick your ass along with mr t and chuck norris.

[meghan]

:lol: look at his new username........PETARDED..............he cant even spell his condition correctly.

Wait... but then it would be PE-TERD-ED.

[jkhonea]

yes i agree.

its unfortunate my horse, named kryptonite, threw me off or i would come kick your ass along with mr t and chuck norris.

**** Superman. Mr ****ing T and Chuck ****ing Norris would kick his tights wearing ass. :rofl:

[Superman]

**** Superman. Mr ****ing T and Chuck ****ing Norris would kick his tights wearing ass. :rofl:

Mr ****ing T would have to melt all that gold down to get a "grill" and grow some ****ing hair to hold his hat on sideways and then and only then could he possibly be a ****ing bad enough m'fer to assist Chuck ****ing Norris in kicking my ass.

That of course would only happen if Chuck ****ing Norris still had his kickass 1997 Dodge Ram from Walker ****ing Texas Ranger because without that he wouldnt be able to ****ing drive fast enough to catch me before I ducked in the gay bar IN MY ****ing CAPE to hide from him.....and we all know Chuck Norris has "EXIT ONLY" tattooed on his ****ing asscheek:up: because Chuck ****ing Norris doesnt let fags do him, Chuck ****ing Norris does fags instead!!!

[Todd]

Frank and Peter, dont make me push the button. Your "alias's" have been deleted. :)

[jkhonea]

Frank and Peter, dont make me push the button. Your "alias's" have been deleted. :)

You're no fun. :rofl:

[Petarded]

Frank and Peter, dont make me push the button. Your "alias's" have been deleted. :)

but... but... alright...

:bigsadeyes:

[jkhonea]

but... but... alright...

:bigsadeyes:

Wat choo talkin'a bout fool! :crackup:

[Petarded]

Mr ****ing T would have to melt all that gold down to get a "grill" and grow some ****ing hair to hold his hat on sideways and then and only then could he possibly be a ****ing bad enough m'fer to assist Chuck ****ing Norris in kicking my ass.

That of course would only happen if Chuck ****ing Norris still had his kickass 1997 Dodge Ram from Walker ****ing Texas Ranger because without that he wouldnt be able to ****ing drive fast enough to catch me before I ducked in the gay bar IN MY ****ing CAPE to hide from him.....and we all know Chuck Norris has "EXIT ONLY" tattooed on his ****ing asscheek:up: because Chuck ****ing Norris doesnt let fags do him, Chuck ****ing Norris does fags instead!!!

Yep ... now ya done it frank... i blame you for boneyarding this thread haha... strange response btw.

[jkhonea]

:fyou3: It's all Frank's fault, dammit!

[KTM Rider]

it always is:up::lol:

[Petarded]

and now for something ... completely different... ladies now you can wiz in urinals !

http://freebsd.nl/stuff/images/unix.rulez.org/%257Ecalver/pictures/oldpics/Piss-Quota.jpg

[jkhonea]

You're a sick, sick bastard, Pete. :rofl: