Rottie
06-28-2010, 09:09 AM
A guy comes home from a hard night of drinking. He tries to tiptoe through the darkened living room but only succeeds in tripping over, and breaking, the coffee table. While on the floor, he barfs all over the Persian rug and passes out.
The next morning, he wakes up in his own bed, in clean pajamas. On the nightstand is a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice, a bottle of aspirin, and a note from his wife telling him that she cleaned up the living room, his favorite breakfast is downstairs waiting for him, and she is out getting his car detailed.
Replacing broken coffee table: $475
Cleaning Persian rug: $210
Detailing his car: $75
Having him say, "Get off me lady, I'm married," while trying to remove his pants: priceless!
The next morning, he wakes up in his own bed, in clean pajamas. On the nightstand is a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice, a bottle of aspirin, and a note from his wife telling him that she cleaned up the living room, his favorite breakfast is downstairs waiting for him, and she is out getting his car detailed.
Replacing broken coffee table: $475
Cleaning Persian rug: $210
Detailing his car: $75
Having him say, "Get off me lady, I'm married," while trying to remove his pants: priceless!