winmutt
07-16-2010, 02:51 PM
I've been crying I've been laffin so hard.
http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Original-Male-Masturbator-Pink/product-reviews/B0026P3P7M/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Stamina-Training-Male-Masturbator/product-reviews/B0026P3PH2/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
The fleshlight itself is quite large. I thought it would be a bit larger than my hand but it's almost about 10 inches, so I was quite surprised when I opened the package. The package itself is very discreet, so your parents won't find out about it and if that's what's really worrying you, it won't show up as 'FLESHLIGHT PURCHASE' on your dad's credit card statement, just as an Amazon purchase. Anyways, for those people that want to know if it feels like a real vagina, I can't say since I haven't had sex in almost a year. It feels a lot better than the hand tho.
This would be great standup material, you just can write shit like this.
http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Original-Male-Masturbator-Pink/product-reviews/B0026P3P7M/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Stamina-Training-Male-Masturbator/product-reviews/B0026P3PH2/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
The fleshlight itself is quite large. I thought it would be a bit larger than my hand but it's almost about 10 inches, so I was quite surprised when I opened the package. The package itself is very discreet, so your parents won't find out about it and if that's what's really worrying you, it won't show up as 'FLESHLIGHT PURCHASE' on your dad's credit card statement, just as an Amazon purchase. Anyways, for those people that want to know if it feels like a real vagina, I can't say since I haven't had sex in almost a year. It feels a lot better than the hand tho.
This would be great standup material, you just can write shit like this.