craiglist surfin

[yakuzacivic]

so im bored at work once again. and come across this....

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1883355032.html



WTH.. :crackup:

[KTM Rider]

:rofl:

[Woodk61000]

Awesome! If I ever sell the fighter, it will have a similar ad.

[willr1]

someone was just bored as hell and wanted to see how many other people are just as bored to find this. Funny, but not as funny since it is fake...FAIL to the poster (not yakuzacivic)

[auniquesoul]

the post was removed...what did it say?

[KTM Rider]

the post was removed...what did it say?

Check this chopper out. Please. - $3900 (Atlanta)
Date: 2010-08-05, 11:09PM EDT
Reply to: sale-sf69s-1883355032@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



Chopper for sale


What kind of chopper? Its a Harley Sportster chopper. What size? I don't know, I'm not a motorcycle scientist- or whatever they're called. What I am though is a guy looking to sell his bike... Cheap. This bike is black and its made all out of metal and has kick ass chrome spokes and the rims are red and the tires have white walls. The tail light was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja choppers is that tail lights let the enemy know where you are. Not having a tail light is like saying "**** YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".

The bike had an electric starter, but the previous owner said it was a pussy indication device, so you kick it once and hope it starts. If it doesn't start, wait five minutes and try again. Eventually it will start on the first kick. People are always impressed.

The bike says AMF on the side because it's referring to me being an awesome mother ****er but rest assured even if you have tiny junk, that AMF advertisement should remain right where it is. ( if youre a guy- youre gonna pick up women- and if youre a woman- its gonna get you even more women!!! ) I bought this bike for over 34290 dollars from a retired C.I.A mercenary that fought in World War 1, World War ii, Vietnam AND Korea and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a ninja. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to even buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did with a pair of nunchucks. He was so impressed with me, he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.

This ain't no showbike. It's a chopper. Don't come look at it and tell me it's got a scratch on the levers and it's leaking. This kinda bike has to leak in order to vent pressure. It's kinda like a volcano- but different. It is the kinda bike that yuppies look at in fear. It actually killed a 86 year old man at the quickie mart last Thursday. It screams "hear my wrath" every time I ride it. I hate to sell it but I really feel fortunate to have survived riding such a deathtrap as long as I did.

The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since what you refer to as a dick is just a mudflap for your pussy anyway.



This chopper is for men because the seat is thin and not mounted on little gay springs or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like rigid choppers you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.



I've topped out at 175 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 100 miles per hour. I don't have a title but i think this thing should be listed as a harley davidson which is man-code for big dick. The bike has 4 speeds in total and every one of them is loud as shit:


Gear 1 - Loud Gear
Gear 2 - Louder Gear
Gear 3 - Loudest Gear
Gear 4 - Louderest Gear


I only like gear 4 to be honest.


Additionally, this pussy magnet comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't **** around with locking up your shit. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes and make you wish that I would of just called the cops."


Chopper is for 3,900 OBO (and don't give me no sissy offers)

And as for pictures- that's some sissy shit too. Come look at it if ya want.

[willr1]

wonder if the Highway Man posted that, sounds like him

[Kainedogg]

Now that was funny

[Nycool]

Lol

[Karl Hungus]

Funny, but not as funny since it is fake...FAIL to the poster (not yakuzacivic)

Cmon, you can't fail it for being fake. You'd have to fail Harry Potter. Or Iron Man.

That was funny (the ad not me).