Almost raped today

[MrBlah]

Almost, the tree was off by about 1" my ass hurts now and is gonna be black and blue in a few hours

My son thought he was fast, so I took a side route atv's had made, so i could cut him off, there was a 3" tree that was cut off, and laying at a 45 degree angle pointing at me, like a Punji stick from hell, it almost castrated me, I pole vaulted on top of the tree punji stick off the bike into the woods, it lifted me right off the bike.

http://www.geekopolis.com/Other/2010/IMG4187/985688508_B88Kj-L.jpg

[Wheedle]

Holy crap!

[Seca]

Wow

[Ga-Bandit]

glad to hear you're okay.

Ya see, wemen are right. Sometimes it is a matter of inches.:NONO:


Is the bike okay?:D

[Derrick]

I'm sure you're glad to still have your virginity...or do you!? LOL...j/k

[cjbez07]

glad to see your alright.. could have been alot worse

[U.F.O.]

Damn... that could have ended a lot worse. Glad you didn't get more seriously hurt.

So is that hole in the seat from your anus puckering? Took a bite right out of it!

[scoot]

Dang, sounds like you came close to being a piece of skewered meat!!! Glad your alright

[MX Tuner]

No doubt! Glad to see you dodged that one! I had a branch that almost removed my liver once. It glanced off my chest protector before I had a chance to realize what had happened.

[joemama]

:eek: And people say riding the street is dangerous! Glad you made it thru okay.