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[RydeBye]

This is from a couple weeks ago when i got slaughtered drunk, and i found these texts in my work inbox from my coworker. lol

[Aryan]

you drunk dialing piece of crap.. i hope you trip over a fat d*ck and fall face down on a pile of pig sh*t

[tireboy]

ahh drunken messages, takes me back and i love it on a night out the bizarre looks on my mates ace when they got messages they didnt understand and passed it over to me to try and sipher the message