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[Hammerhead]

http://keysnews.com/node/21349

[Oglaladiver]

THATS funny!! In all my years as an LEO Ive seen some odd/funny stuff, but nothing like that. Only in the Keys LOL

[Ablev1]

Lol. Boortz is talking about it now.

[Lazarus]

:wtf: So much wrong in this story lets see if we can get to 10.

1) Shaving private while driving
2) Driving with ex-husband to see boyfriend
3) Driving with suspended license
4) Driving after being convicted of DUI and driving with suspended license the day prior
5) Driving a car that should have been impounded
6) Having said ex-husband steer said car from passanger seat
7) Rearending someone
8) Trying to pull a switcharoo because you realized to F'd up
9) Get charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving without insurance
10) Telling the office the real reason you crashed was because you were shaving your crotch.

WIN!

[ugar-6]

:wtf: So much wrong in this story lets see if we can get to 10.

1) Shaving private while driving
2) Driving with ex-husband to see boyfriend
3) Driving with suspended license
4) Driving after being convicted of DUI and driving with suspended license the day prior
5) Driving a car that should have been impounded
6) Having said ex-husband steer said car from passanger seat
7) Rearending someone
8) Trying to pull a switcharoo because you realized to F'd up
9) Get charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving without insurance
10) Telling the office the real reason you crashed was because you were shaving your crotch.

WIN!

Let me add 11. No one has pointed out that the ex husband's name is "JUDY"!!! Wonder if that's why he's an ex and taking her to see the boyfriend. I wonder if they were BOTH going to see the boyfriend.

[TroyBoy30]

Wow