Rails for your AK. SSFW

[winmutt]

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[everyday3]

That was fn great. Still cant stop laughing last sentance in 2nd paragraph.

[MrBlah]

it gets better

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[MrBlah]

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[everyday3]

:rofl: Keep them coming this great.

[MrBlah]

the guy is clearly well educated on language and uses some russian words that most have never seen


and then there's this





WORDS YOU GIVE MEAN "SPETSNAZ OF SNIPER". YOU WANT "SNIPER OF SPETSNAZ". WAY TO SAY IS
"СНАЙПЕР
СПЕЦНАЗА". LATIN LETTERS WOULD BE LIKE "SNAYPER
SPETSNAZA". HOPE THIS IS SOME HELP.

NOW YOU SEE IT. IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WE HAVE SISTEMA OF NOUN CASE. IN ENGLISH YOU MAKE SENTENCE WITH
WORDS IN SPECIAL ORDER. PLACE OF WORD IN SENTENCE TELLS FUNCTION OF WORD. IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WE
USE OTHER SISTEMA. FUNCTION OF WORD IN SENTENCE IS TOLD FROM PARTS ADDED TO WORD. ENGLISH HAD
SISTEMA LIKE THIS BEFORE FRENCH STEAL IT WITH INVASION OF ENGLISH CULTURE. NOW IS GONE. ONLY TINY
BITS REMAIN LIKE RUIN OF PRIPYAT AFTER NUCLEAR PLANT STAFF ERRORS CAUSE EXPLOSION OF RADIOACTIVE
STEAM.

SISTEMA OF NOUN CASE IS FOR BEAUTIFUL SENTENCE. I PICK WORDS FOR TELL YOU SOMETHING. I PUT ON PARTS
TO MAKE NOUN CASE AND VERB TENSE AND OTHER THINGS. THEN I ARRANGE WORDS IN ORDER IS BEST FOR REVEAL
HOW I CHOOSE. ONLY AT END OF SENTENCE DO I PUT BIG SPECTACULAR PUNCH. IS HARD TO WRITE BEAUTIFUL
SENTENCE IN ENGLISH. USING ORDER OF WORDS IS CLUMSY WAY AND BIG PUNCH COMES TOO SOON.

IN CASE IS ANY CONFUSION, IVAN CHESNOKOV IS MASTER OF LANGUAGE. WAY OF WRITING IS ENTIRELY BY
DESIGN.