Rottie
07-21-2011, 08:35 AM
A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
me?" The Princess said, "No!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and
hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women
half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard
bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders
and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and
blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and
all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as hell and he
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
me?" The Princess said, "No!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and
hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women
half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard
bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders
and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and
blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and
all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as hell and he
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end