View Full Version : Forgive me GSB, for I have sinned...
Outkastist
03-24-2010, 12:15 PM
I got this from another auto related forum and thought it might be entertaining.
Confess your sins that you may be forgiven. I'll kick it off.
I have ridden a thousand miles plus before without lubing my chain.
I have lusted for a cruiser.
I have driven a cage rather than ride before just because I didn't feel like putting on gear even thought the weather was perfect.
I have ridden without any gear at all.
What is my punishment? How many time around the rear sprocket of a stunner's bike must I repeat 'Hardly Movingston: Chrome is for pansies'?
I didnt use a condom with TLR67's,buttheads or even Barton72's mom.... now i itch...
TLR67
03-24-2010, 12:21 PM
I did use a Condom on Secas Mom and I still Itch!
Butthead
03-24-2010, 12:57 PM
i used a steel-belted condom with marc's mom, treated it with DDT and still got the clap.
Barton72
03-24-2010, 01:01 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb59/SrgtButthole/gif/Fail_forecast.jpg (http://s205.photobucket.com/albums/bb59/SrgtButthole/gif/?action=view¤t=Fail_forecast.jpg)
TLR67
03-24-2010, 01:13 PM
Lmao.....
bigb996
03-24-2010, 01:16 PM
:rofl:
Outkastist
03-24-2010, 01:30 PM
Well F you guys then lol. It was a funny read on the originating auto forum. Oh well.
Troutman
03-24-2010, 01:47 PM
Barton just f**king with ya man.
DICKIEDOO
03-24-2010, 01:50 PM
That went well....
A lot of ****ing went down apparently
Barton72
03-24-2010, 02:13 PM
Barton just f**king with ya man.
LOL, what did I miss?
TLR67
03-24-2010, 02:25 PM
^ Your Mom... She was great!
Wheedle
03-24-2010, 02:45 PM
^ Your Mom... She was great!
Depends on how far down the list you were...
Barton72
03-24-2010, 03:12 PM
LOL, what a bag of a$$holes!!!!
Depends on how far down the list you were...
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Mortalis5509
03-24-2010, 03:28 PM
I have done some of the same stuff as the OP
:crackup: i KNEW where this thread was going without even reading anything further than the first post.
Butthead
03-24-2010, 04:21 PM
marc's mom gave you the clap too?
was'nt my fault....
Mortalis5509
03-24-2010, 10:20 PM
marc's mom gave you the clap too?
Should have doubled wrapped.
Better hope AJax cleans that, if not ur screwed.
Wheedle
03-25-2010, 06:19 AM
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
What are you laughing for? You were right behind me...
What are you laughing for? You were right behind me...
I didnt want to admit that sin... shhhh...
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