Updated Songs for Seniors/Boomers

[AutomationTech]

Jan & Dean --- I'm the Little Old Lady From Pasadena
The Beatles --- Help! I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!
Steppenwolf — Born to Be Tired
Beatles — Lovely Rita, Nurse’s Aide
Simon & Garfunkle — Sounds of Flatulence
The Surfaris — Wipe Me
Dave Clarke Five — Numb All Over
Animals - House of the Retiring Son
Jimi Hendrix — Crabby Lady
Li’l Anthony & the Imperials — Drool on My Pillow
Jeannie Riley — Harper Valley ICU
Elvis - Heart Attack Hotel
Doors - Hello, Do I know You? Won’t you tell me your name.
John Lennon .....creamed turkey
Beach Boys....help me nurse rhonda
Beatles....while my call light gently weeps
Creedence Clearwater Revival....looking out my bifocals
Eric Clapton....I feel Constipated Tonight
Crosby Stills & Nasg ....Teach your Grandchildren
Bob Dylan....The times they have a changed
Janice Joplin...Oh Lord, Wont You Buy Me an Electric Wheelchair
Bob Seger Liverspot Baby
Bad company- I feel like making lunch
Dionne Warwick — Just Fall on by
Nancy Sinatra --These Boots are Made for Limping
CCR - Bad Back Rising
Buffalo Springfield - Stop, hey what’s that sound, I think I turned my hearing aid down.
The Beatles - Day Clinic Tripper
The Beatles - Dear Prune Juice
The Beatles - I Am the Walmart Greeter 'koo koo a choo'
The Beatles - Baby you can drive my Rascal
The Beatles - Polygrip Pam

[Todd]

:confused:

[FZstaR]

LMFAO! Noice

[flygirl]

okay thats funny

[AutomationTech]

Here's some more

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Hot Flash
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts
Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair
The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Abba - Denture Queen
Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore
Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again
Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from My Depends