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MONICA
03-27-2010, 09:27 PM
You know you are drunk when......

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html

Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum


PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ― State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

Eagalicious
03-27-2010, 10:00 PM
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Z Grand
03-28-2010, 09:20 AM
....tastes like chicken