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    Quote Originally Posted by ttruckinon View Post
    Congratulations on the new house! Don't pay to much attention to the talk about traffic here. I drive a truck over the road and I can tell you ALL big cities suck as far as traffic goes. For those who feel Atlanta is bad go spend a week driving in Miami and you will feel sooooooo much better about Atlanta when you get back.....should you survive Miami.
    Miami bad I need to visit most truckers nickname Atlanta the watermelon 500 lol.
    Personally there's a lot of inexperienced drivers out here and the road construction doesn't help horrible planning . I have to say Washington DC seem like a good second for bad drivers as well the beltway sucks ass. This joke below I copied is so right on lol


    "This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, Georgia, has ever lived in Atlanta, has ever visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who already lives in Atlanta, or knows anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta.

    Atlanta is composed mostly of one-way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta, is to turnaround and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina.

    All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you get to the Waffle House." except if you happen to be in Cobb County, where all directions begin with, "Keep going until you get to the Big Chicken."

    Peachtree Street has no beginning, and no end, and is not to be confused with:
    Peachtree Circle
    Peachtree Place
    Peachtree Lane
    Peachtree Road
    Peachtree Parkway
    Peachtree Run
    Peachtree Terrace
    Peachtree Avenue
    Peachtree Commons
    Peachtree Battle
    Peachtree Corners
    New Peachtree
    Old Peachtree
    West Peachtree
    Peachtree-Dunwoody
    Peachtree-Chamblee
    Peachtree Industrial Boulevard
    [46 streets have Peachtree in their name]

    Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions, they will always send you down Peachtree.

    Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola. Coke is all they drink there so don't ask for any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. Even if you want something other than a Coca-Cola, it's still called Coke.

    The gates at Atlanta 's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport are about 32 miles away from the Main Concourse, so wear sneakers and pack a lunch.

    The 8 a.m. rush hour is from 6:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m..

    The 5 p.m. rush hour is from 3:00 p.m. to 7:30 pm. (Don't forget the lunch time rush hour!)

    Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon and lasts through 2 a..m. Saturday.

    Only a native can pronounce Ponce De Leon Avenue, so do not attempt the Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. The Atlanta pronunciation is " pawntz duh LEE-awn."

    And yes, they have a street named simply, "Boulevard."

    The falling of one raindrop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a week. Overnight, all grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.

    I-285, is the interstate loop that encircles Atlanta. It has a posted speed limit of 55 mph, but you have to maintain 80 mph just to keep from getting run over, and is known to truckers as "The Watermelon 500."

    Don't believe the directional markers on highways: I-285 is marked "East" and "West" but you may actually be going North or South at any given time. The locals identify the direction by referring to the "Inner Loop" and the "Outer Loop ."

    If you travel on Hwy 92 North, you will actually be going southeast.

    Never buy a ladder or mattress in Atlanta. Just go to one of the interstates and you will soon find one in the middle of the road.

    The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger, unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.

    Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

    There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia .

    There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no one has seen before.

    If it grows, it will scratch or stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you. If you are standing outdoors and notice a vine trying to wrap itself around your leg, you have about 20 seconds to escape, before you are completely captured and covered with Kudzu.

    It's not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

    "Fixinto" is one word (I'm fixinto go to the store) - also can be pronounced "Fixinta".

    Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2 years old.

    "Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

    "How's Momma-nem" means: "How's Mother and all of the other children and other members of the family doing?"

    Now if you understand these jokes, forward them to your friends from Atlanta, Georgia, and those who just wish they were."


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